This is a very solid summary of all that happens in Jane Eyre! It is absolutely crazy, one of the most insane things I have ever read! Hold onto your seats! What! Read more about everything cool in Jane Eyre here. ALSO! I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT ST. JOHN IS PRONOUNCED SINJIN AND HONESTLY THAT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE MY FAULT. WHAT!
Spoiler alert! This is literally all spoilers! A recap of (nearly) everything (that I can remember) that happens in Miranda July's The First Bad Man! Read what I actually thought about all of these things here!